justice league crisis on two earths full

Lex Luthor: Think of it as a fancy garage door opener. The Flash: Some of us don't speak Star Trek. The Flash: How are we supposed to get in again? Lex Luthor: Multi-frequency band encryption analyzer replicator pack. The Flash: Are we there yet? Green Lantern: That wasn't funny the first fifteen times you said it either. Lex Luthor: (inside Owlman's plane) Where is it? The Flash: What are you looking for? Lex Luthor: Chameleon circuit. : Green Lantern: I've played this game before. The Flash: (monotone again) This is not like the Jedi mind trick. (becomes aware again) Hey! This is like the Jedi mind trick! Model Citizen: This is not like the Jedi mind trick. The Flash: (monotone) I don't want to fight you, I want. Model Citizen: Excuse me, could I talk to you for a minute? (she begins to hypnotize Flash) You don't want to fight me. The Flash: (seeing Lex Luthor naked) And they call me the 'Flash'. Police Officer: Or else? Luthor: (sighs) Or I'll destroy the world? Is that sufficient? I want you to contact the Justice League for me. Martian Manhunter: I don't think he likes anyone very much.

I mean, I don't think he likes me very much. The Flash: Yeah? How can ya tell? Wonder Woman: (smirking) You really think he would risk your life if he wasn't sure? The Flash: Well, maybe. The Flash: (freaking out) Are you crazy?! (Batman walks away) Is he crazy?! How could he use that thing on me if he wasn't sure?! Martian Manhunter: He was joking. (activates teleporter) The Flash: Pretty sure? That isn't- (teleported to their location) -good enough! Batman: (stealing the Flash's pretzel and eating it) Teleporter is online. You're absolutely sure it works? Batman: Pretty sure. Wonder Woman: (regarding the Watchtower's construction) How much is all this costing, Bruce? Batman: I don't like to think about it. The Jester: Okay! I'm down to my last joke anyway. We can do this! The Jester: Get your shiny bald head out of here. Dialogue Lex Luthor: What are you waiting for? Hurry! The Jester: It's time to get serious, Lex.

Justice league crisis on two earths full